About Us

No Safe Tees started with a simple theory: if a t-shirt isn't going to offend at least one in-law, what's the point?

 

We make funny, edgy, slightly inappropriate apparel and mugs for people who peaked at trick-or-treating, love their motorcycle more than most humans, or just want their coffee mug to say what they're actually thinking. No corporate-safe slogans, no watered-down jokes - just designs we'd actually wear ourselves.

 

Every design is printed on demand, right here in the US, so nothing sits in a warehouse until you order it. That means fresher prints, and a smaller pile of stuff nobody bought.

 

Thanks for stopping by. Buy a shirt. Offend someone at Thanksgiving. You're welcome.