T-Shirt — “I Identify as a Married Woman, My Pronouns Are Not Tonight” Vintage Graphic Tee

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek message across the chest with vintage-inspired lettering and soft ornamental flourishes. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial yet broken-in thanks to the after-dye process, so the shirt drapes easily and softens with wear. Wear it to make a cheeky statement at casual nights out, backyard barbecues, or when you want to keep the mood light and boundaries clear. Sized from S to 4XL with a roomy cut, it layers well under jackets or stands alone as an everyday staple.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton (heavyweight 6.1 oz) for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitching on all seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean, waste-reducing construction
- Available in sizes S–4XL and offered in 62 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean