Married Man T-Shirt — “I Identify As a Married Man, My Pronouns Are Yes / Dear”

Soft, lived-in cotton with a wink of humor. This garment-dyed tee settles into the chest and shoulders like an old friend, carrying a vintage-inspired script that reads “I Identify as a Married Man — My pronouns are: Yes / Dear.” It’s the sort of shirt you reach for on slow weekend mornings, backyard barbecues, or when you want to make your partner and friends smile without saying a word. The relaxed, heavyweight knit keeps its shape while the tubular construction and double-needle seams mean it’ll age gracefully alongside your favorite stories. Available in a wide range of muted, washed colors to match whatever part of your life you want to wear it through: quiet evenings, porch sittings, or lighthearted family gatherings.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and long-lasting
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage look and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
- Size range S–4XL, pre-shrunk; sewn-in label; 62 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean